overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

the stricter the parents, the harder they rebel. 

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"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that

im glad this post is still a thing

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why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like

when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has something to say

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girl im 21 goddamn years old and im not allowed to get tattoos. my mom would DISOWN me for that. no joke. also im probably not supposed to get my nose pierced but worst case mom won’t financially help me out for food anymore if i do that

Parents are fucking weird “I don’t like the thing so you are never allowed to have it or associate with anyone who does because i personally do not like like it." Like wtf mate

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*snorts pollen* i love nature

You know pollen is plant sperm right

even better

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It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It’s our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless. L.R. Knost (via maxistentialist)

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my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp

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heck him + do what you want

heck him to heck 

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Porn teaches men they are gods. Pop culture teaches men that the epitome of success is to be surrounded by naked women, fawning over you. Prostitution exists because we, as a culture, very much believe that women exist to pleasure men. We tell women that they have to “work” in marriage, to keep their men happy, to keep them from straying — buy sexy lingerie, try threesomes, try anal, perform every porn fantasy he has — he needs it, he deserves it, it is your job.

We can continue to skirt around these truths — that the sex industry and our patriarchal culture breed men like Rodger — but expect more violence, more deaths, more rape, and more abuse. Our world is rife with Elliot Rodgers. We create them every day. They aren’t going anywhere.

Male entitlement begets male entitlement: On Elliot Rodger, misogyny, and the sex industry (via gothsummerroberts)

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